Bertie: You'll Miss Him When He's Gone

So Bertie has given us his farewell address. And don't you miss him already? Sure he ended emigration from this country single-handedly. He made poverty history never taking a penny for himself. And didn't we love him for it. We sent him mass cards and everything.

As he leaves, we are left to wonder what the future will look like without him. We just hope it doesn't look like this.....