The best rants from the island this week:
"Mischa Barton has eyes like two pissholes in snow." Watch your back Mr. Shakespeare. Seriously. Kirstie and Aphrodite go panda hunting at Beaut.ie.
"Oh GAWD, those fucking poo monkeys bore me so." An obloquy against anonymous posters from the delightful ankles of Fatmammycat (as not seen in the Irish Times).
"Irish, Polish, traveller, space alien? No." Friend to the working man - and no one else - the irascible Twenty Major. On to his difficult second book now.
Put all these quotations together and we've got a poem. Of sorts.
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