Where is the Love?

Classic internet in the making

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke..."

From Perez Hilton's Twitter account last night

"... and Fergie you're fugly, bitch!"

From today's video statement on the matter, where he waxes Gandhily about how violence is never the answer.

Nothing on Iran today from us though.