Poetry on the DART...

... gets a little bit raunchy

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[Ju]

It's hard to compete with "This is the last stop", which is pure poetry.

[tom]

A nice young couple named Kelly
got stuck in the bed belly-to-belly
because in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic,
said "Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick, you fool!"

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

On a knoll a young maiden named Molly
Her innocence lost through young folly
His name was Sing Chum
And too soon he did cum
And all he could say was "I'm solly!"

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shite stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.