Cian Hallinan on five reasons to be happy this week
5. HEALTH: Ireland scored top marks in cancer five-year survival preventable years of life lost per 100,000 in the 0-69 age group according to EHCI stats and came 13th in health in all European countries. So the HSE isn't quite the wheezing sack of phlegm we think it is.
4. SPORT: Robbie Keane banged in four goals at the weekend. Roll on the Azzurri.
3. TRANSPORT: Only three of the rental scheme bikes have gone missing so far. Probably the longest time a bike has ever lasted overnight in the city centre.
2. RELIGION: Pope John "Elvis" Paul II said "The Irish are trying to kill me on the first day" back in 1979. Classic JP.
1. BEAUTY: And Ireland's number one hottest woman only works down your local bleedin' Tesco.
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