Ham Bergin
19 years ago Patrick Bergin played a brooding wife-beating psychopath to great acclaim opposite Julia Roberts.
Then not very much happened.
But now in 2010, Bergin looks set to explode again all over our screens in the greatest B-list actor film to hit the cineplexes since I Was a Teenage Werewolf.
It's El Dorado, a horror musical revolving around the Blue Brothers, Laurel and Hardy and Edgar Allan Poe in a plot so ludicrous it'd make Salvador Dali reach for a stiff drink.
Together finally on celluloid you've got Patrick, Steve Guttenberg, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine (RIP), and of course Ivan Drago's missus, Brigitte Nielsen.
And it's all in 3D!
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