He talks dirty in Leaving Cert Spanish
At my deb's, I got drunk, tried to score my best friend's date and vomited up some partially-chewed profiteroles on to my rented suit.
Crystal Swinger Derek Burke has a much different idea and has decided to bring a married mother-of-one for some huckle-bucking instead.
No, disappointingly it's not his sister or aunt or even his second cousin, but instead, RTE D-lister Lucy Kennedy will be on his arm.
The pair will be followed by a film crew meaning inevitably that the grim charade will eventually be winding its way onto our licensed screens.
If you ever needed proof that our national broadcaster seems to exist solely to give airtime to Ms. Kennedy, this would be it.
And now it seems we'll be spending some wet winter night watching her drink tequila with a bunch of teenagers in a mid-market hotel. Terrific.
mid market hotel, 4 star rochestown park wont like that...
Posted by: Sam | August 19, 2010 at 14:28